Wanna know what really makes me turn into a squid of rage? When a really good player deactivates because of anon hate. Listen, people. Those bastards are all jars of green jelly. Don’t take anything they say to heart. In fact, send them to me. I’ll rip their arm off and beat them to death with it…

SCIENCE!
science has figured out how to open a portal to hell
It’s Cthulhu!!!!!!!!
- sand
- alcohol or lighter fluid
- sugar
- Mix 4 parts powdered sugar with 1 part baking soda.
- Make a mound with the sand. Push a depression into the middle of the sand.
- Pour the alcohol or other fuel into the sand to wet it.
- Pour the sugar and baking soda mixture into the depression.
- Ignite the mound, using a lighter or match.
Oh tumblr, what would we do without you.
REBLOGGING AGAIN FOR THE EXPLANATION
reblogging for future reference
optimism is thinking you can watch a 40 minute episode in 20 minutes

THIS IS ALL I ASK FOR. YOU DONT HAVE TO GIVE THE LADIES MORE ARMOR IF YOU DONT WANT TO BUT THIS IS WHAT I ASK FOR IN RETURN.

This cat knows how to relax
I could watch this for hoursI’ve been watching this for hours..